Why use what looks like a little plastic hand or a wooden forklike object to scratch your back when you can enjoy the company of a cactus buddy? His googly eyes and snazzy color-coordinated gear make him capable of becoming a true companion (the best kind…soothing, stylish and silent). Plus he makes you feel truly mind-blowingly fantastic; his bristles have a texture your back is unknowingly crying out for, and when you experience that first wonderful moment of contact with him you’ll want him to be one of your best buddies forever. (cut to close-up of adorable child lisping, “I love you, cactus buddy.”)
