Are you one of those “I want it and I want it now” types? Having a little trouble controlling your emotions whilst commuting? Unable to refrain from exchanging insults with those who seem to be wasting any of your precious time? Is there maybe one extra-special person in your life, someone who has so utterly depleted his or her supply of tolerance that you cringe at the thought of what you might do during your next dreaded encounter? Do you find yourself clock watching and waiting anxiously for workdays to end? Well, buck up, because with a little patience essence you’ll soon be much more capable of self-control and laid-back coolness, things you’ve probably never experienced.
The folks who manufacture patience essence may have done themselves a disservice by divulging their ingredient list, thereby enabling those of us in the cash-poor club to manufacture our own patience. All you need are a few simple items such as aloe vera, lima beans, redwood, clay, bog, chalcedony, smoky quartz and neon. Okay, there are a couple of ingredients that might be more difficult to obtain, such as nashira and ruchbah, but don’t let that slow your patience pilgrimage.
