Get out your long checklist of holiday preparations, because now that it’s December you’re already running slightly behind schedule, and there’s so much to do before the 25th. We’re about to enter that wonderful time of year when our focus becomes even more consumer-oriented than usual…we become slightly short of breath just thinking about it. In order to keep oneself relatively sane and solvent during this intense period, list-keeping is a must. And that’s just the first step. Just think of all the things you need to get done in the next few weeks and try not to cry.
We usually find that even a brief span of time spent on holiday planning and list-making coincidentally coincides with the annual emergence of our
edible candy cane shot glasses. A sip here, a sip there, and the list almost appears to fill itself out. Hours later, bottle emptied and chore completed, the glasses deliver a satisfying minty crunch, and we’re as ready as we can be to usher in another holiday season. If you can’t read the last few entries on the list the following day, just cross them out, because making a to-do list shorter lightens the load, which will give you more time to acquire that holiday spirit everyone's always talking about.
6 seasoned consumers want this:
Ooooo, I want a candy cane shot glass. Looks like the perfect way to ensure that I just don't care about that long long long list.
At first glance I thought those shot glasses were something made of bacon. How disappointed I am.
After looking at that list, I'll need the shot glass. Filled, of course.
My wife thought it was bacon. I thought it was imitation crab meat. I'm so glad it's a candy cane. That would be...well...cool. Topped off with Capt. Magillicutty's...yum.
You do know how to make a list girl. :)
Melanie and Papercages, you're obviously both excellent list-makers.
And how cool: a husband and wife blogging team at humor-blogs! It was the bacony quality of these shot glasses that caught my eye, too, but I can't deny their similarity to fake crabmeat, either. They also have a certain salt water taffy tang.
Lidian: I'll gladly fill your shotglass any time! (and not with Lysol)
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