It’s hard to go out cruising in our scary postmodern world. You have to deal with gas prices, all the crazies out there, and the fact that it’s hard to impress anyone now that practically everyone's driving one of those pimped out vehicles. You’ll probably have much better luck when you hit the streets in your Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank.
Check it out at night. This baby can be driven from a seated or standing position, fully envelops five in an interior that’s cozily lit and decoratively carpeted, has a premium sound system, and a centrifugal clutch. Then there’s the external rust patina—better call Maaco right now, because next year this color’s going to be impossible to obtain. Oh, right…not licensed for use on public roads, and the whopping price tag does not include shipping and handling. It’s going to take a lot of handling to get this to your place. On the other hand, it could become your place with just a few minor alterations.
