Life’s so fast-paced and demanding, it’s incredible that we all accomplish as much as we do. Give yourself a pat on the back. Staying on top of everything 100% of the time is an impossibility; something’s got to give, and every once in a while that something is hygiene.
No finger pointing or name calling, because you know it’s happened to you at least once—that day when you've had to go out in public knowing you’re not at the top of your game, or worse, quite near the bottom of your barrel. Try to maintain as much space as possible between your body and everyone else’s on these occasions. And hide that unwashed hair with the Quiksilver greasy flexfit hat. Yep, it comes pre-greased to hide your shame. Some companies think of everything.
