Did you not win the lottery again this year? Or are you considering a trip to Vegas, or to another fun-filled casino mecca? Possibly you owe way too much money to OTB, or just can’t get past that online poker addiction. Whatever your situation, you’re probably thinking that you’ve not been getting enough return on your wagers lately. And you’re right.
Do you want to know what it is that the winners have that you don’t? It’s not skill, a better hand, more money in the first place, or kismet. They’re not relying upon an article of clothing, like a lucky hat, socks or underwear, or any kind of fortune-inducing talisman. What really works is gambler’s lucky soap. That’s right, the deep-down secret to successful betting is cleaning oneself in a manner which produces a sheen of lustrous luckiness in every pore.
Then just dab a little Haitian gambler oil on your luckiest body part, and you’re good to go. With an edge like this, you can stake your fortune on just about anything with assurance. You betcha.
