Saturday, November 29, 2008

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Once upon a time there was a bagua, or ba gua, whose yin yang design was so flawless that it was criticized for being too perfect and complete. That unfortunate bagua was eventually deserted for its younger and more attractive sibling (seen here), the bagua of perfection. Trace amounts of perfection have been removed from this bagua to intensify its perfect qualities. Most agree with the ad copy: this is your run-of-the-mill ba gua. If you look closely you’ll see why; the tiny lapses from perfection become increasingly obvious over time.

One is warned to refrain from hanging the bagua inside the home. This is not a decorative object, it’s a feng shui tool used to deflect feng shui errors, which unfortunately can and do occur. When your feng shui backfires the bagua of perfection will take over, sorting everything out in its run-of-the-mill fashion. Some semblance of normalcy will eventually prevail.

3 seasoned consumers want this:

Diesel said...

If you're relying on that piece of crap to deflect your feng shui errors, you've got another thing coming.

Lidian said...

I think this could be the basis of the most amazing excuse ever: I did an imperfect job on whatever, because I removed trace amounts of perfection from the whatever to make it more perfect!

This could be big!

Needless To Say said...

Diesel, unfortunately you're right; feng shui errors call for a much more intense approach than a run of the mill bagua.

And Lidian, I agree. I think the perfection-deflection method has a lot going for it.