Balmy days and tropical nights

It’s that wonderful time of year when nature’s forces and our attempts to combat them result in painfully dry, cracked skin and unpleasantly chapped lips. And for some folks the situation will remain unchanged for months to come. Forget the lip protection you grew up with, be it Chapstick, Carmex, or Bonne Bell Lip Smackers, and try something designed for today’s chapping.




















Ultra white trash lip balm, for instance, comes in cream filling flavor and claims to be reminiscent of last night’s dinner. I guess that’s if you had cream filling for dinner. Mmm.

Or, since you’re not a spring chicken any more (apologies to any spring chickens out there), why not kill two birds with one lip product and try





















menopause lip balm. It works on PMS too; females of many ages can smooth their lips and their inner realms with this wonderful product. Apply and re-apply, and you can make this the first chap-free winter of your life. Remember to keep resisting that urge to lick your lips.