It’s always fun to start out a new year hoping things are going to be different in a better sort of way. For at least a week we’re usually full of resolutions and aspirations, welcoming positive change and temporarily sloughing off bad habits. Making it all a little easier is the good karma medium wand (karma is no longer good in large wand formats). The wand influences certain planets in thrilling and unknown ways, creating a “positive bubble” around the wearer. (Instructions on the proper wearing techniques for wands not included.)
The manufacturer also sells acceptance wands, courage wands and attraction wands in the standard medium size. The clarity, confidence and communication wands, on the other hand, can be purchased in large sizes. Fearlessness and forgiveness are also available in large, whereas the happiness, hope, inner peace and letting go wands don’t come in anything larger than medium. But they're the experts, these wand makers, and they know without the slightest doubt how much of these qualities to impart upon their products. So, for 2009, we’re going with the medium amount of good karma and a large side of fearlessness and hoping for the best.
5 seasoned consumers want this:
Hmm...wonder if it falls apart if you beat people with it?
singing..
hit me with your rhythm stick
hit me, hit me
oh and the human says he always carries his attraction wand with him. in his pants.
Maybe if we order three or four medium sized "hope" wands, we can hope for large things this year?
Catherinette, that's a great idea!
Nooter, thanks for getting that song stuck in my head! And for giving a whole new meaning to the term attraction wand.
Melanie, I hope you're right about hoping for large things this year!
Is it still good karma if used in a naughty way?
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