Thursday, January 29, 2009

Up yours




















Here’s a “power packaged combination” of ingredients that will give your energy level, and probably your heart rate, a happy little push in the right direction. Apparently that direction also involves increased gas. But when you stop and think about it, isn’t that the side effect of oh, so many of life’s little enhancers and boosters? Sometimes you have to rob Peter to pay Paul, and it’ll all be worth it when you feel this newfound energy coursing through your bubbly bod. The ad copy claims that once you try Up Your Gas you’ll know how it got its crazy name. Then they tack on a compelling phrase: “So the next time you feel yourself running…” And we all know where you’re running; the gassy build-up has left no doubt in anyone’s mind.