Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Girl talk


















Next time you feel like calling Paris Hilton or Meret Oppenheim, or are just in one of those twirly-girly semi-surly moods that seem to demand long gossipy chats and lots of posturing in front of a mirror, grab your Southern Telecom fur phone, some comfy slippers and a box of bon-bons, and take a ride on the indulgence train. This is the phone you want to be using when you tell your best friend all the juicy details. Lovingly bedazzled with at least three distinct sizes of jewels—no rhinestones or Swarovski crystals here; these are actual gems—the phone also features ultra-modern conveniences such as call waiting and one touch redial while maintaining a retro look and feel by dint of not being cordless or cellular. Maybe your technology isn’t up to date, but at least it has a fabulosity all its own, and no one can take that away.

8 seasoned consumers want this:

Melanie said...

All I see is a little red x, but your description makes me want one! :)

Needless To Say said...

Melanie, sorry if it's not working for you - maybe the link will work? A pink furry phone coordinates with everyone's interior decor, after all.

Sue said...

OMG! That would look so good on my desk at work. They would totally expect me to have a phone like that. I must have one!

papercages said...

Where was that phone when I was ten? Oh wait, I don't think phones had been invented yet. ;)

My 6 year old granddaughter would love it.

Lidian said...

I hope that this comes with a box of bonbons - pink ones, of course. And a pink pencil to dial with (don't want to wreck my manicure - hah!)

Catherinette Singleton said...

If only Anna Nicole Smith had lived to see this...

Melanie said...

Hey, I can see the picture now, and I SOOOO want one. Just the perfect thing to add a little glam to my kitchen. :) Love it!

Needless To Say said...

The only downside is that the little crystals hurt your hand after a little while. Oh, and the fur needs regular grooming to look this fluffy. :)