Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Bird flew
















How much would you pay for two ounces of bona fide bird flu? Okay, maybe not 100% bona fide, but it’s as close as our labs could get. This tincture/extract makes up for any shortcomings by bringing much more to the table. The concoction features virus, hepatitis, and AIDS/HIV in addition to bird flu. We really tried to get cancer in there, but that kept resulting in a smell that many consumers found off-putting. (Some bottles may contain gout!) Product has clearly not met or exceeded FDA standards, as if that ever prevents anything salable from hitting the market. And when you’ve got a fiery and potent blend like this little filly of a flu, only a drop or two will be necessary. For extra gossip and mayhem, place a bottle on your desk at work then call in sick the next day.

3 seasoned consumers want this:

Melanie said...

You've left me speechless with this one!

Nooter said...

stupid birds the only thing theyre good for is sandwiches

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