Saturday, October 11, 2008

Can you dig it?





















Yes, you can, if you bought the Dead On Exhumer. Perfect for grave-digging, it’s practically a Swiss army knife, packed with extra features and functions which might be easily overlooked at first glance. This baby can pull nails, has a built-in saw wrench (my saw finds it absolutely gut-wrenching, but only when I use a lot of effort), a bottle opener (bottles are pretty much mandatory on my exhuming missions), a fingernail file, a solar calculator and a paper-cutter. Absolutely nothing uncovers a casket in less time. When there’s exhuming to be done, dead on’s the one! This week only: free replacement shroud with purchase. Offer good while supplies last.