And neither will most salaries, so it’s time to explore other options, such as this little life booster. Free yourself from the shackles of poverty with the hamper of prosperity, a feng shui luck and wealth enhancer. The hamper includes peaches, oranges and gold ingots, Chinese symbols of luck and wealth. There’s also a wu lou—these health and life promoters are all over the place, who knew?—just to further your lucky healthy wealth. Prominently display the hamper, make sure to spend lots of time in its presence, and mail the gold ingots to goldkit.com. You’ll soon be done skulking along the sidewalk of scarcity, and instead find yourself proudly perambulating the pavement of prosperity.
If all else fails, get the Fuk prosperity tassel and swing it like you just don't care.
