The Dual Aqua Ion Ionic Detox Chi Cleanse Foot Spa Bath with MP3 comes with a power cord and a wrist strap so you can listen to MP3s while getting an internal cleansing. And unlike so many detoxification products on the market, this one doesn’t make you ingest anything that leads to colon cleansing. That’s because it soaks all that unclean foulness out of your feet. It’s kind of like the Kinoki pad concept, except that instead of wearing that dirt on a foot sticker, you’re soaking in it, as Madge used to say. The music's just there for distraction.
Once again, ions come heroically to our rescue. They’re not only calming, they’re cleansing and health-promoting as well. The product description says a healthy person should contain 80% negative electrons and 20% positive, and the restoration of this imbalanced equation forces the body to purge itself of various acids, such as diacetic, pyruvic, lactic, butyric, uric, carbonic, acetic and hepatic. You are going to feel so much better without that butyric acid.
Eventually this will restore both your body and mind, but probably not your equilibrium. Because after soaking in the water and listening to your favorite songs for about thirty minutes, your feet will appear to be in a cesspool of filth.
When you can no longer distinguish your toes, you’ve got some very clean chi, and a little tubful of stinky dirty chemicals. We ask that you not throw this away at home, but dispose of it in an environmentally responsible way so that your chi will stay clean a little longer.
