The 3D Coyote Lifelike, Full-Size Predator is durable, economical, versatile, safe and humane, diminished only by the relatively lifelike stick protruding from its belly. Its intended audience won’t even notice, because they’ll be frozen in their tracks like deer in the headlights of its piercing glare. (We selected particularly lifelike eyes.) In addition, its tail is made of real fur, adding immensely to the lifelike-itude.
Primarily intended for frightening geese (the bastards of the bird world who fully deserve everything bad that comes their way) the coyote is actually a large wind ornament. It lives out its days in stalking posture, moving with the slightest gust, or at least when there's enough of a breeze to blow something 37 inches long (a very lifelike dimension). It appears to be scanning your goose-infested area, which scares the bejesus out of most geese. And when they're scared, they leave; it's that simple.
