Another reason why I usually don’t let my better half do his own shopping. He came home the other day beaming, the proud owner of a new pair of Intimo Men’s Liquid Metallic Boxers, which, as the ad copy so aptly states, practically drip molten metal. He can barely tear himself away from the mirror. I can barely stop laughing behind his back.
Our aging pooch lucked out, because her new set of Doggles had just arrived. Her cataracts were glowing every time she looked at him, and she kept wincing in pain.
Doggles protect dogs’ eyes from wind, UV light, and foreign objects. The dog and I both agreed that those shorts fall deeply into the “foreign objects” category.
