Friday, October 17, 2008

Have a knotty weekend




















The
bondage gear weekend escape kit includes an individualized selection of intimate relationship aids. Please allow us to surprise you, and trust that we know enough about your secret desires to make you squirm with both discomfort and glee. Our kits are tasteful, sensitive, respectful, and very well-made.

The package claims to include (among many other fantasy-fulfilling items) a silk sash (in midnight black—wow, it’s like we’re reading your mind, isn’t it?), some warming lube, icy hot body beads, and a fantasy booklet, whose contents will vary based upon your personal fantasy. Um, no, not that one. We’re trying to help you resurrect your relationship, not run it into the ground.