You probably find going to work a hellish endurance test; studies show that as many as most of us dislike our jobs intensely and resent their intrusion upon our real lives. And even if you are enjoying yourself, you should be multi-tasking, just like your favorite products, and doing double-duty while you’re grinding away in that hamster wheel. Life’s too short not to be maximized and aggrandized whenever possible. Why go home stressed out, looking like you never see the light of day when instead you can be both tanned and high with Australian Gold Bearly Legal Bronzing Accelerator Plus Hemp? Plus hemp! Wasn’t it nice of them to throw that in?
Stash a bottle of this in your desk drawer. You’ll get twice as tan in half the time, and the hemp will yield a happy relaxed feeling you’ll probably find completely unfamiliar in the workplace. By Friday I plan to look as though I’ve been on vacation, and I’ll feel that way too. Everyone else will be swilling their five hour energy drinks and/or caffeine, trying desperately to get through the day, but I’ll be laughing in a relaxed and golden way, feeling a little paranoid and probably forgetting what we were just talking about. That’s how to get through a workday.
