Really, any liquid, instantly? Think of all the liquids you’d like to solidify in a second. From that pesky driveway puddle to this morning’s pet stain to your cubicle-mate’s flavored coffee, there’s no shortage of liquids we’d all like to stiffen up. Better yet, and I kid you not, this product is currently being offered at absolutely no cost (limit one per customer) while supplies last. That’s because the manufacturer has already made a whopping profit from Stiffy Stuff and can’t be bothered now, as they’re finalizing the design and marketing campaign for a product that will instantly liquefy anything solid. It’s going to cost a lot more money than Stiffy Stuff, which, after all, can merely coagulate, congeal and curdle, and should be available early next year. Meanwhile, Stiffy Stuff for free? Count you in.
