The motorized bar stool is capable of speeds up to 30 mph, and turns corners on a dime. Now there’s no excuse for bar tardiness, and you can probably even drive yourself to the restroom. These (and, of course, motorized coolers) are doing their best to take drinking and driving to a new level, full of thrills, chills and spills. And since they’re not really street legal, you might even make it home without getting a DUI. Then again, maybe not.
And, hey, wouldn’t you rather have one of these than a wheelchair or a scooter? When I get old and driving seems scary, this is going to be my ticket to sweet freedom.
