When you’ve become bored with your Elvis sideburns and need another accessory to go with your chest wig, or your mullet cap, Cowboy Boot Sideburns come to the rescue. There’s something deeply, deeply intriguing about the kind of man who enjoys specially shaped facial hair.
Facial hair kits that contain soul patches are the coolest. This one looks great with a tux.
Or you could go for the more professional Theatrical Hair Disguise, made of 100% human hair. See how many looks you can create with just these two strips? That’s the magic of theater!
The impressive four-way Character Costume Kit transforms you into the man of 1,000 faces, practically. But note: it’s quite difficult to make the eyebrows arch, as shown in the moustache illustration. One must have finely trained facial muscles to perform that kind of feat.
You can also try to track down one of these historical toys, and truly be the man of 1,000 faces, at least as long as your head is approximately the same size as Hugo’s. It takes the concept to an entirely different level, and isn’t for everyone.
We suggest starting with these ultra-realistic muttonchop sideburns, which are selling like hotcakes. Then just see where that leads you. Some may find them a little too realistic, but is there anyone who doesn’t want to look like this at least once, and if so, why? C’mon, break out of the mold for once and make your hairdo a dare-do.
