Don’t be a fream! Instead of all that faffing with your spank bank, you could be revving up your verbal skills by taking a cue from the past. Everyone’s continually trying to out-cool each other with newer slang, tossing out words like skeen and phrases like off da chain, then reverting to even newer words almost immediately because slang’s no longer serving its purpose when the even the mompants have got it crabbed. It’s so much more tight to be in orbit, aware of bygone phrases with little relevance in today’s world, particularly if you’re too young to have possibly encountered these words in your own life. So get your jets ready, gather up your nuggets and berries, even if you don’t have the bees, and check these flashcards. Soon people will know you’re on the stick, and then think of how radioactive you’ll be! Everywhere you go it’ll be, like, Antsville, but you’ll breeze off and dust out in your bucket for a night of backseat bingo with your bim. Just close your head and buy these really darb flashcards, and you, too, can know your onions. It’ll be like eggs in the coffee; you’ll pick this stuff up in no time, and that’ll put some spizzerinctum in your life.
