No, your eyes do not deceive you. This is exactly what it appears to be…a ride-able cooler (500-watt electric motor, no less!) capable of holding a case of beer...or 24 cans of any other beverage of your choice, as well as 8 hefty pounds of pure ice. There's a cup holder right between the driver's knees...and a hole in the side, so you can retrieve your beverages while driving! Imagine tooling around at the beach, or taking 'er out to the ball game on a hot, sweaty afternoon. Teenagers! You can drive this around the local golf course and peddle your wares until the manager kicks you out. In any public scenario you'll be an instant sensation, at least until a lot of other people get hip to this totally cool must-have. Hello, gas crisis, anyone?
By the way, it may not be obvious at first, or even fourth, glance, but the cooler has been ergonomically designed with your comfort and riding pleasure in mind. We've purposely made the lid so that it doesn't fit squarely in place, resulting in pleasant wafts of cool air as the ice melts. For an additional $30, we'll even throw in a cushioned seat and backrest. A variable throttle control ensures that, at least until you learn how to use it properly, there will be jerky stops and starts, causing your beverage to spill and your audience to laugh derisively. Kickstand optional.
For those of you who think you know someone who has everything...does that person have a motorized, ride-able cooler? Highly doubtful. Think of the smiles on Dad's face when he finally gets something besides that ubiquitous necktie! Kids love 'em too -- why just sit at a lemonade stand when you can be the stand? If you don't already want one, or maybe even two, there's clearly something wrong with you. Coming soon: cooler with sidecar!
