Saturday, September 27, 2008

Smells like nirvana



















We all know what Jesus looked like from the many portraits he sat for during his lifetime, but have you ever wondered what Jesus smelled like? Now you can not only look good for Jesus, but also wear a scent that he’s fond of, Jerusalem Perfume. It comes with a certificate of authenticity (Jesus’ seal of approval, which he doesn’t give to many products), and contains the essences of plants and flowers from the Holy Land. Jesus will be so pleased that when the time comes you’ll get an all-expenses paid trip to Heaven and a seat close enough to Jesus that he can catch a waft of your lovely essence every so often. Then he’ll smile at you, and let me tell you, it’s a great feeling to know you’ve brought a smile to Jesus’ face.