Mr. Ease uses natural plant extracts to relax and soothe anal muscles so that they’re calm, carefree and feeling no pain. Better yet, it does so without impeding sensuality—because if you’re going to resort to artificial means to a wider anus, you don’t want a lot of numbness getting in the way. Once you’re anally relaxed, soothed and sensual, the good times snowball exponentially, don’t they?
Since we’re pretty sure you’ll be hooked for life, the product’s offered in delivery cycles—you can arrange to have a new batch of Mr. Ease show up every so often, but because it’s manufactured by a control freak on a very tight German schedule, it’s available only in pre-determined time intervals.
An important thing to remember about Mr. Ease is that he’s intended solely for men. Under no circumstances should women buy, use or handle this product in any way. As far as Mr. Ease is concerned, if you’re stuck in a woman’s body, you should suck it up and accept your sorry lot in life.
But don’t worry; we’ve got you covered in wild cherry, crazy girl.
