Monday, September 8, 2008

Four, in other words, five



















Because we really cannot over-emphasize the need for everyone and everything to be performing on a multi-functional multi-tasking level at all times, we’re delighted to feature this product. It’s a flexible-armed lamp that’s also an air purifier, a calendar, an alarm clock, and a radio. Are we forgetting anything? It also might be capable of reheating leftovers, working as a pedometer, maintaining shopping lists and some light housekeeping. The musical air purifying calendrical light producing alarm clock—a little something for everyone on your shopping list. Call now, within the next twenty minutes (because we can’t do this all day), and we’ll include an extra surprise bonus function.