Thursday, September 18, 2008

Hillbilly Costume/Pre-Halloween Special #5



















If you’re the rugged outdoorsman type, try the
Men’s Funny Adult Hillbilly Costume Redneck Overalls and Hat Beer Belly White Trash Party Outfit (hat included, beer sold separately). You might also want to consider your mullet wig cap for this ensemble. Spend most of the evening sitting down, your beer bottle balancing precariously on your gut while you do you some whittlin’, some spittin’ on the floor and some hyena-like drunken laughin’. Yee haw!














Accessorize with a set of Billy Bob teeth—we’re rather partial to the “Jethro” model, shown here, although models like the Cletus and Huntin’ N Fishin’ will also do quite nicely—and a



















Ronco pocket fisherman or two, and you’re ready to give this costume the kind of richly nuanced, fully developed look it needs to be a true standout.