Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Manly, yes, but I like it, too




















You can practically smell the rich, Corinthian leather and feel the sultry weight of the Small Leather Man Purse Hip Bag Waist Pouch or UMPC Case Spooran They'll Fight Over When You're Dead as it dangles from your shoulder. Give in to the temptation. You’ve tried holding out. You’ve worn baggy pants with huge pockets and oversized safari-like jackets to transport all your man-gear around. You’ve tried briefcases, knapsacks, tote bags and it just hasn’t felt right. You’ve long been jealous of women with their big sexy purses, especially the ones with built-in organizers. Now it’s your turn. We’re living in extremely enlightened times. Almost everyone’s stopped making sexist assumptions; no one will even notice. Really. It’s the right moment to invest in a man purse. If you’d stop cringing and think about it, you really might like having your things organized, easily carried, and full of leathery redolence. There’s a special cell phone holder, and a little sewn-in pouch to cradle your





















Grateful Dead money clip
. This will show ‘em you haven’t lost your edge, that you’re keepin’ it real and are still the same old boring straight guy, and that most of your tastes have not improved. Sure, when you walk out of the room, there’s a good chance someone’s going to say “Nice man purse!” But, hey, at least they’ll have noticed it’s a nice one.