Thought I’d pick you up one of these for your birthday, but I’ll need a color choice first. Man, I hope it comes with the necklace, because there’s not much that appeals to a woman like jewelry nestling snugly on a bed of chestal hairiness. You can see how turned on the brunette is as she catches her first glimpse of her boyfriend, Incredible Hulk meets Thor, in his self-adhesive chest wig. He’ll be gettin’ some later, no doubt of it! (manufacturer’s note: arm hair patches sold separately)
