Thursday, July 24, 2008

CD burner















It’s amazing to me that some people have to buy these, whereas I’ve stopped buying CDs and cigars because of this very scenario. What an idiot I am—I’d been throwing them away instead of selling them on eBay, or at least trying to pawn a few. Rest assured I won’t make that mistake again.

Apparently this is a gag gift, intended to enrage your music-loving acquaintances or the many cigar aficionados with whom you socialize, or to be used as a seat saver. (Because nothing says “this seat taken” like a CD that’s been burnt by a stogie.) The manufacturer doesn’t bother saying whose CDs have been destroyed, or whether the CD or cigar are even real. I think we can all agree that just about any do-it-yourself type could pull this off. Seriously, folks, try this one at home.