Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Fake smoke

















Believe it or not, this is not a real cigarette. It contains no tobacco, produces vapor instead of smoke, and comes with a supply of nicotine-containing cartridges (available in three strengths!). It’s also re-chargeable, and as you can see, comes with its own slimming black carrying case. Note, for all you fruit-lovers out there, and the under-12 set: soon the cartridges will be available in various fruity flavors!

Now you can enjoy everything about smoking—the nicotine buzz, the oral gratification, having something to do with your hands, the ability to inhale and exhale visibly—without the dangers, the messy ash, the horrid smell, or the harmful chemical additives. It’s also 80% less expensive than smoking! With a fancy Italian word printed on the side, and a distinctive gold band, so you’ll look as cool as you feel. It also has a little cigarette holder-like end (sold separately)

Intrigued? You should be! Think of buying your last cigarette ever! In fact, the thought of what must eventually become of the end that is inserted repeatedly into one’s mouth is probably the only downside to this wonderful must-have. I’m sure they must sell replacement tips…or will soon, as demand grows. People, you can smoke these in restaurants and bars! Get out there and get you one!