You might put your pants on like everyone else, one leg at a time, but you can now take your boots off in a bizarre fashion, like very few. Not intended to be hidden away in a closet or stashed beneath the bed, this boot pull is made of cherry and walnut, with a leather-covered center piece and a brass plate for potential engraving (we’ve already covered the benefits of personalization). “What is that?” people will query. “Watch,” you’ll respond coolly, demonstrating. When they ask where you got it, say, “Made it myself,” and hitch your pants up a little. Nine times out of ten they’ll want you to make them one, and your response to that request is none of our business, although we suggest that you not undercut our pricing structure, if you get our drift.
Can’t you picture this sitting by the front door, faithful as a dog, waiting for you at the end of a hard day of man-dom? You arrive, wearing your CNA jeans (or possibly your favorite gray polyester gear) and there’s nothing but the smooth, effortless slide of boot from foot. Then simply turn the unit upside down and its wooden foot does double duty as a light boot scraper.* Your name or initials glow up at you from the brass plaque reassuringly. You’re home, and shoeless. This is the life. Boots sold separately.
Manufacturer’s note: Boot pull not intended for removing sneakers, loafers, or any style of men’s shoes that aren't boots.
*And by light we mean a little bit of dirt, not dog poop or anything heavy duty. Nor do we like it when you use the boot pull as a boot launching device, going for distance and/or speed. We're trying to be dignified, can't you do the same? And no, we do not know where you can find this tile.
