Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Motorized cone



















You know this is on your wish list…or at least it is now. When even licking is too arduous, this handy dandy little product jumps in to save the day! Simply stick out your tongue and let the food fun begin! Call within the next twenty minutes, and we’ll include a year’s worth of tongue props, in case sticking out your tongue is making you break a sweat.

Mmm, imagine holding your very own plastic container of rotating edible delectations! Most of our customers agree: the plastic smell becomes less off-putting over time, but the fun never stops. Available in four hot designer colors; you can coordinate ‘em with your outfits or your décor.

And don’t be fooled by the name, my friend! This product is in no way limited to frozen confection spinning! There are many, many foods that can be consumed in this enjoyable and modern fashion. Imagine a rotating cone full of cottage cheese, spaghetti, mashed potatoes, or even cut-up hot dogs! And when you think about the fact that foods can be combined in the unit—how’s about some ham and cheese, or chips and dip? Did I hear someone say “head cheese and tripe"? The possibilities are clearly endless. You’ll probably try putting most of your meals in the cone before long! Try using it to get the kids to eat their veggies!

Clean-up’s a breeze, too, assuming you have a dishwasher or a maid. Batteries randomly included. Model with stop button sold separately. Manufacturer does not advise use of motorized cone with soup, gravy, or other hot liquids.