Okay, I can hear you saying, "No, no, no! I have plenty of light sources on my body already!" but wait, before you write this off, because this is something really big, something hugely laden with potential. For one thing, these lights rotate 360 degrees. I mean, that's a trip to Possibility City right there! In addition, they'll clip onto something as flimsy as a shirt collar, or the bottom of your pants, so you can see where you're walking.
Show your boss that you're really focusing on the job, make your neighbors wonder what the hell you're up to in your back yard, try them in the car after dark, or just wear them around the house at night to save electricity. Your initial reluctance will erode within a week, and soon you'll be wondering how you got by without them. Great for those midnight trips to the fridge! And wait until the next time one of your friends loses a contact lens! Pets love 'em too.
My brother: wow @ the smiling dick in the orange shirt with the face lights. He looks truly uncomfortable, although I can't see why. The camera clearly loves him.
Could one possibly clip them onto the El Vez shades?
That would be... an intriguing look.
