Nothing too fancy here…just a personal oxygen bar. Because sometimes you need to know you’re breathing cleaner, better, purer, more rarefied oxygen than those pearl-tromping swine you’re surrounded by most of your waking hours. It also plays four different ethereal melodies (non-simultaneously) to aid in your sense of achieving a personal, separate and un-inviolable environment that’s at least slightly elevated from the crowd, if not its own towering platform. Maybe you’re not luxuriating at the spa today, or in your special happy place, but you can look as if you are, and make everyone around you hyper-aware that they are not fit to occupy the air you’re breathing. Never share this device with anyone. Oxygen…we all need it, and now you need yours to be better, ramped up, twenty-first century-fied…oxygen for our times, made special, just for you.
